Excuse Me, There's A Knife Stuck In My Chest!

Just fancy that. Cool Hand Dude walks into a metro Detroit diners with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest.

And he ordered a coffee, saying he was waiting for an ambulance to come.

According to a Detroit Free Press report, the 52-year-old man called 911 in Warren and said he was stabbed after a man tried to rob him.

Startled employees and customers at the diners were almost freaked out by what they were witnessing.

Police later said the man was treated and had recovered.

New Nude of French First Lady Up For Auction

A nude photograph of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy taken by Michel Comte during her modelling days goes under the hammer last Friday at a Paris auction house. A similar nude shot of the wife of the French president went for 91,000 US dollars -- three times more than its estimated bidding price -- in a New York sale last year. Still images.

Twitter Faster On Tiger Woods Accident News

The news that Tiger Woods had a minor car accident outside his home and that his wife Elin Nordegren, 29, pullled him to safety after smashing a golf club through the car window made the early rounds on Twitter, more than 45 minutes before the major news networks such as CNN and USA Today picked up the story.

At a time when media mogul Rupert Murdoch wanted to shut out Google from indexing news content from his news networks and to establish paywalls for readers, it seems sites like Twitter could be faster on the trigger.

The golf superstar was released from a Florida hospital following the car accident early Friday.

"Tiger Woods was in a minor car accident outside his home last night. He was admitted, treated and released today in good condition," said a statement from Woods' office and the Florida Health Central Hospital posted on the golfer's website.

Media reports, citing the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP), said Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and then drove into a tree after leaving his property in the Isleworth community in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando.